Batman joke

Child- "why can't u see batman?"
Me- "I don't know."
Child- "cause it's a dark night!"

Literally don't talk to strangers

It's so hard for parents to teach their children not to talk to strangers, when strangers constantly try to talk to them.
WELL PROBLEM SOLVE
My husband and our youngest were walking out of a store bathroom. A man told our youngest hi. So what did our child do?
He punched him in his tummy and yelled don't talk to me!!!
hahaha

Wrong lyrics

One of our children is singing angels we have heard about, sweetly singing ore the plane